Day 19 of NaPoWriMo came with a very interesting prompt. To write a personal ad. This was appealing to me as I have no plans of writing one seriously for myself. It was encouraged to be a horrible ad. So this is not a true representation of who I am. If you know me you know what a nice guy I am!
Man, 29 scared of ending up alone.
Desperate and sighing at opportunities gone.
Bursting with ego, I keep walking tall,
In spite of achieving nothing at all.
I’ll keep finding faults in all that you say,
Reminding my greatness every single day.
I’m being honest about what you will get,
You should be prepared for a life of regret.
In case you are wondering, Yes I am single.